I weighed myself today.

And, yipee, I lost a WHOLE pound. If you missed it, that was dripping with sarcasm. But, after endless hours of reasoning with myself, I actually felt good about that pound that I lost. I kept thinking that I only lost 1 pound since I said that I was going to lose weight which was about 5 weeks ago but I'm thinking, I weighed myself last week and this week I lost a pound. I just reread what I wrote and it didn't make sense.

Anyway, I lost a pound.